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Getting over your first love and breakup

Posted by Eba

To me, a huge part of hoe-ing effectively is viewing your sexual partners as just that. They're not your emotional support, yes they have feelings, but their emotions aren't a priority - sex is. This can feel weird, because sex can be such an emotional experience!

After weird hoe encounters, I think about my ex a lot and miss him. His voice, the love we shared, and sex with him. I find this pretty embarrassing because we broke up in July last year and breaking up with him was one of the best decisions I made in 2015. Weird casual sex makes me kinda miss having a stable partner that I know and understand as an emotional being and sexual being. He was the first person I ever loved. The first person I ever had sex with.

I loved him (too much) a lot, and sex with him was pretty fantastic. But, being with him was so chaotic. I learnt that although loyalty, patience, and devotion are present, I can indeed be a crazy, obsessive, angry Taurus.

Immediately after our breakup, my hoe encounters were a way to move on by embracing more dicks since his was the only one I'd ever known. My sense of self was also so fucked cos this r/ship was a huge part of my identity.

I wanted so bad to be wanted. I wanted someone else to tell me how soft my skin was, how nice my full lips were, how much they loved my long legs, how they loved to see my ass bounce, and how good my pussy felt.

I realized that approaching sex for those reasons was completely fucked, so I took a couple of months for myself and didn't have sex. I took time to strengthen relationships that hadn't been a priority cos of my toxic relationship, rediscover my love for cooking and fitness, and recover from my summer of depression.

I'm a Taurus, and being stable and grounded is so important. I haven't felt this happy and stable in a long time. Here's to continuing to move on, more self discovery, and more dicks.

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Casual sex with a rich fuckboi pt 2

Posted by Eba

I am a superficial hoe. Although deep meaningful conversation is nice, I don’t mind bonding with you over a fancy ass dinner and cruising in your nice car. I am definitely open to hoe-ing with fuckbois or so I thought. It’s also super great that this fuckboi lives in a neighboring city so this is only gonna be a casual long distance fling.

‘The money’ is 6ft, tall, successful entrepreneur of Indian heritage. “The money’ is also a fuckboi. I was 75% certain of this after 10 minutes of interacting with him. But he’s so pretty. Every inch of his body is so beautiful, and fuckboi or not, I appreciate beauty.

But this fool commuted about 5 hours (including a ferry ride), fucked me like a champ (there’s no Red Lobster in my city), and as he was about to leave went all weird on me talking about how he didn’t want a relationship right now.

This made me sick. It implies that I want a relationship with this (pretty) fuckboi, and reinforces dumb stereotypes about women being clingy. I cleared it up and had a quick conversation that my expectations = sex.

In my experience, men are the ones who are clingy as fuck. Asking me to hangout and shit during the daytime when I’ve clearly said, text me after midnight!

Pussy so good, you commute 5 hrs. And YOU think I want a relationship? You fuckbois need to get #woke

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Weird date with an awkward white boy

Posted by Eunice


Foreheads are weird. Although I like to say I don’t have a type cos I’ve hoed with men of all sorts of proportions. I do have a type, and they are tall and lean. Preferably with proportional foreheads, nice fingernails, shoes, and bum.

In online dating woes, I went on a date with a basic white man who used hashtags like #idowhatican, #forevernomadic​, #datdiasporadoe​, etc etc in our text conversation. As if that wasn’t clue enough that he was a #basicfool, he had a massive forehead! Btw, in Nigeria, the pidgin word for huge forehead is ogor.

Freakin online dating, the angle of people’s pictures and their hair does wonders for foreheads. But my eyes are on to you. That date was not poppin but his forehead was. So distracting. He also had the most obnoxious white boy laugh ever. Like wtf.

Did I mention that I forgot his name. And rudely asked him “what was your name again?” during our date. He didn’t seem to mind and laughed it off. #toobasic

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Casual sex with the lingerie fetishist

Posted by Eba

Is it male privilege that makes some men shitty communicators and bad respecters of boundaries? I was not going to address this but this happened last night and I thought now is the time.

“The Shitty Communicator’ was supposed to be a once off thing. After we hooked up, he decided he was gonna text me non-stop over the weekend. He referred to himself as a pervert, and I asked him why in an effort to make conversation. And he actually tried to explain.

“pretty classic but I’m a lingerie fan (maybe fetishist), I enjoy dirty talk, anything anal, female masturbation (voyeur), threesomes and group sex, and lately I’ve been intrigued by public exhibitionism”

Umm, thanks for sharing I guess. I decided that conversation was over, cos I actually don’t give a shit. He messaged me on whatsapp, and I didn’t respond. Then he called me, at 12:09AM. WHO DOES THAT?

We’re not friends, we’re not lovers, we’re nothing. We don’t have a pre-existing arrangement. If you’ve met a person once, and they proceed to ignore your messages, DO NOT CALL THEM. Let it go and keep improving your #hoegame

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Casual sex with the rich lawyer

Posted by Eba

‘The Hair’ is a successful lawyer, a man of colour, who is woke as fuck, with impeccable style. We met up once and had a wonderful makeout session, which didn’t lead to more thanks to my period.

Our communication simmered but every couple of days, he’d like my pic on IG and message me “you’re gorgeous, just saying” and I’d be like wtf. He did this a couple of times, and I tried my best to casually communicate that this was way too random.

Last week, he sent me a drunk message on Facebook, and I called him out on his thirst, and he responded “of course I’m thirsty for you. Are you thirsty for me?”.

Umm, whut? I rolled my eyes on my screen so hard. I hate dumb pointless communication. If you’re that thirsty for me, maybe you should be making more of an effort to get my pussy. Of course I’m thirsty for you, I let you touch my lips. Dumb messages don’t do it for me. But, how do I communicate this with him? Stop texting me unless we’re making plan to fuck. I don’t need you to tell me how gorgeous I am. I don’t need you to send me drunk texts and Facebook messages cos the bond isn’t that strong.

In my year of hoe-ing, I am getting to know myself better, exploring my boundaries and trying to communicate them as kindly as possible. The goal is to keep my communication short and concise, and using this extra time to consistently work on my hoe game. Shout out to amazon.ca for the book knowledge and my glam squad for the fleeky nails and brows haha

I didn’t want to have a semi-serious ‘boundaries conversation’ but struggled to cut off communication with him cos we have a couple of mutual friends and I didn’t want things to be awkward. Plus, did I mention he’s hot, has great style, and is woke? I mean, this dude wears polka dots and pulls it off.

After much struggle, I decided to continue with the theme of 2016: talk less and fuck more. There is an abundance of dick out there. So if I want your dick, you will respect me and my boundaries. Bye ‘hair’, on to the next one.

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Casual sex with a rich fuckboi

Posted by Eba

‘The Money’ texted me late Saturday night letting me know he was gonna be visiting on Sunday. I hadn’t heard from him in a week, and I unmatched him on tinder and deleted him on facebook cos I decided I don’t need so much multi-app contact with a tinderbae.

Random 5 hr pussy commute on Valentine’s Day, who does that? #notgoals. But sure, come visit. He shows up in a dress suit looking amazingly beautiful. I don’t remember meeting men that are so gorgeous every inch of their body. Pretty astonishing.

We’re hanging out, drinking, talking, and making out and I start zoning out of the conversation. It wasn’t his fault, he’s smart and a good conversationalist but this was supposed to be a rest and relaxation hair day and my body sometimes get resentful when it’s interrupted.

I let him know I’m not feeling it and he says it’s cool, let’s just talk and listen to music. But every couple of minutes, he’d try kissing me, and I’d have to remind him that I already said no. Then he’d say let’s cuddle and then he started dry humping me. So I quickly had a conversation with him about consent, and he says he knows about consent and tries to practice it. He continues his moves, and I’m getting wetter and wetter.

And then he gets up, pulls his dick out and puts it in front of my mouth. At that point, all my defenses are down. His dick is beautiful, and at that moment I wanted it in my mouth.

Whenever we hook up, it’s the best sex of my life. But afterwards this time, I felt so iffy. A feeling I can’t really describe. Like yeah I just had amazing sex, but initially I really did not want to. Consent changes to. I did consent to it when I put his dick in my mouth and it felt wonderful. However, throughout that night he was pretty disrespectful of my boundaries and didn’t respect my initially no.

Also, if I’m being completely honest: because he’s rich and hot I was more patient with him. Although I was pretty frustrated when he wouldn’t stop trying, I didn’t get mad enough to kick him out of my house.

This is something I would never admit or share with any of my friends, and I think that says something. Urgh.

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A guide to good casual sex when travelling solo

Posted by Eba

I'm a single woman and I love sex. Travelling alone is a wonderful way to meet people. Casual hookups aka sex sometimes happens when you meet single men ;) Here are some helpful tips I wanted to share from my last 2 weeks in Mexico

Dress well

We've all heard the cheesy saying: dress how you want to be addressed. I consider myself to be quite trendy, and being in Mexico, you want your clothes to reflect that casual summer vibe. I like to go for casual, sexy but not slutty.

Get out there

I have many hookup stories but all of them have one thing in common: I went out. Yes, I enjoy watching TV shows in bed and sleeping in, but you're not gonna have any casual flings in bed with your TV. So get out there and explore.

Look friendly (maybe smile)

I'm the first to admit that I have resting bitch face. However, this resting bitch face hasn't stopped me from meeting hot men when I'm travelling alone. The trick is to look approachable, and an important part of that is smiling.

A few days ago, I was sitting alone in a busy food shop in Mexico when a guy sat at the table next to me, looked at me and asked me if I was enjoying my meal. I said yes, and he asked if he could sit with me. I said yes, we started talking and he was in my bed a few hours later.

Listen & good conversation

Finding someone to have sex with is easy. Having good sex takes more work and patience. I know myself and my sex patterns really well. I like men that seem gentle and sweet, who seem unassuming, and don't get affectionate too soon. I like to have a good conversation with a man before he touches me. I like men who wear their hearts on their sleeves.

I enjoy conversation, and listening to people. An easy and quick way for me to tell if a man has these traits is by talking to him and listening. It also takes away all awkwardness of new sex, plus all that teasing, buildup, and anticipation. If our brain chemistry is hot, it's bound to be steamy in bed.

Like you probably noticed, these tips apply to multiple scenarios, not just solo travel. Happy humping.

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Buying a vacuum online has never been easier

Posted by Eba

Vacuums are an important cleaning device. We all need one, and there is not much worse than a faulty vacuum, or one that overheats and does not get the job done! Thankfully over the past couple of years, the price of quality vacuums has significantly decreased. Users are now able to get high quality vacuums for less than $100. Many of the best rated canister vacuums and upright vacuums can easily be purchased on Amazon. They come in many unique colours with full product descriptions, and specifications, as well as a one year warranty. Amazon also offers fast, easy, cheap delivery of vacuums.

Types of vacuums

The two most popular type of vacuums in the market are canister vacuums and upright vacuums. Upright vacuums stand vertically and have a handle which pushes the vacuum. They typically have a hose and additional tools to reach hidden surfaces. Many people consider upright vacuums easier to use and to be more effective at cleaning larger surfaces. This is mostly because they come with numerous built in features that make them easily adjustable in cleaning multiple types of surfaces and larger areas of the home. Canister vacuums on the other hand are lighter, closer to the ground and easier to move around. Many of the best rated canister vacuums are also available online. One of such vacuums is the BISSELL Zing Bagless Canister Vacuum.

BISSELL Zing Bagless Canister Vacuum

BISSELL Zing Bagless Canister Vacuum includes a dirty cup that can easily be emptied, a dusting brush, automatic cord rewind, and an airflow regulator. It's powerful suction makes for easy cleaning and you won't have to buy any more bags. It enables multi-surface cleaning, so you can look forward to switching from carpet to hard wood floors easily. This is one of the most popular vacuums on Amazon, and it features a post-motor filter as part of its three-stage filtration system which will effectively capture the finest dust and particles when cleaning.

The zing canister vacuum is different from upright vacuums because it is closer to the ground, with a long hose. As you clean, the canister stays behind you, and the cleaning is done through a hose and wand.

Another popular canister vacuum out there in the market today is the Eureka Mighty Mite Canister Vacuum.

Eureka Mighty Mite Canister Vacuum

It is great for home cleaning, and comes with fingertip controls, as well as a floor brush and bare-floor nozzle. The vacuum contains an additional port to allow for airflow to shoot leaves and other dirt very easily. It is light weight with a 20 inch cord, which makes for quick and easy cleaning.

Additional features that makes this product one of the best canister vacuums in the market today include auto shut-off which prevents accidents and overheating, as well as tools to enable users reach surface crevices. The vacuum is built to North American Electrical Standards.

With the ease and low cost of purchasing vacuums on Amazon, consumers no longer have excuses to have any cleaning woes because of outdated faulty vacuums.

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How to wear a half wig

Posted by Eba

Gone are the days where wigs were only worn by clowns. Wigs and half-wigs look great and are perfect as as quick styling options, protective hairstyles and also for religious purposes. Worn by women around the world everyday, half wigs provide an easy inexpensive hair styling option.

Also referred to as a hair piece, half wigs can be worn for long or short-term purposes.

Like the name implies, when wearing a half wig, half (sometimes less) of the hair is exposed while wearing a half wig and as such, it is very important that the half-wig blends with the natural colour of the wearer's hair.

It is important to choose the right half wig from a beauty supply store, either locally or online. Buying half wigs online has become very popular over the years as customers love to read various reviews by people who have purchased it all over the world.

It is best for half wigs to have combs in the front and back of the wig. Do not confuse a half wig with a full wig, which should cover all of your head.


You may choose to blend the two hair textures (half wig and your natural hair) or use a head band which would cover your hair, only exposing the half wig.

To blend the two hair textures, you may use a curling iron, flat iron, hair rollers, hair gel or cornrow your hair prior to wearing the half wig in order to achieve the same texture of hair as the half wig.


Part your hair along the front parameter, about an inch from the hairline and comb forward, starting at your left ear going all the way to your right.

Braid your hair in a circular pattern (excluding the front parameter), or straight back. This provides traction for the half wig combs and makes the half wig lie flat on the head.

Put the half wig on and make sure that the combs securely fit in the front and back of the head. Ensure that the wig aligns with your ears. You may also use bobby pins to secure the wig to your taste.


There are numerous videos on YouTube which show various half wig styling techniques as well as half wig reviews.

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The benefits of using body cleanser

Posted by Eunice

The body cleanser has been popular for the past few years, and more people seem to be embarking on this.

All about body cleansers

Due to daily pressure in life, the body absorbs numerous toxins. The body luckily has organs to deal with the toxins, such as the liver and kidney.

Body cleansing increases the efficiency of your body's cleansing system, resulting in clearer blood and more oxygen and nutrients, being transported in the blood stream

Acai berry body cleanse

Acai berry, the fruit used in the cleanse is a small dark purple fruit that looks like a grape.

Scientists have found the acai berry, to contain more than 300% more antioxidants than fruits, such as the common grapes and berries.

The anti-oxidants present in the acai berry reduce the amounts of free radicals in the body and hinders the ageing process.

Acai berry also contains fatty acids, like Omega 6 and Omega 9, helpful in reducing the risk of heart problems.

Useful vitamins, like Vitamin B1, B2, B3, C, E and minerals, such as phosphorus, iron, and calcium are also present in the acai berry, which all aid in the proper functioning of the body.

Natural colon cleansing

Dating back back to ancient Greece, natural colon cleansing is a great way to restore restore health to this vital body organ.

A natural colon cleanse will usually involve fasting (not eating solid food for a specific period of time), and drinking liquids to keep the body hydrated. Fasting is a time of rest for the body's digestive system.

You may also embark on a body cleansing diet and abstain from certain foods, such as fast food, potato chips, cakes, cookies, ramen noodles and caffeinated beverages.

It is important to take supplements, such as probiotics, while doing this to replenish the good bacteria in your intestines, which can be removed by colon cleansing.

Benefits of body cleanse

The benefits go beyond weight loss and feeling great. Body cleansing can make your skin look healthy, clear your mind, and provide anti-ageing benefits.

Other benefits include:

  • Improving the immune system
  • Reducing the risk of colon cancer
  • Increased vitality
  • Fewer allergic reactions

Before you embark on a body cleanse, be sure to:

  • Contact your physician, especially if you have any health concerns, or take a medication
  • Research into the best body cleanse that suits your lifestyle. There is much information on the web about numerous skin cleansers, internal body cleansing, intestinal cleansing and full body cleanse.
  • Get the ingredients to be used in the body cleanse and check these with your health practitioner. Some herbs are linked with serious medical conditions
  • Drink fluids to avoid dehydration.
Young girl after bath with towel on her head

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